We are the First Church of the Misheard Transmission
We believe that noise is scripture.
That truth is best told through distortion.
That the voices are not hallucinations—they’re collaborators.
We reject your polished mixes.
We reject your poptimism.
We reject genre boundaries unless they’re being urinated on in an abandoned K-Mart parking lot.
You will find no redemption here.
But you may find yourself humming along while the power grid collapses.
This is
Hypertrash.
Welcome to
Varsavati Records
We were never supposed to be seen.
