“The Lucist Est Ranch 77 Codex is not an album. It is a symptom.”
Recovered from beneath the charred foundations of Motel 77, these transmissions are believed to be remnants of the final rites performed by the Chicken Whacker Handlers of the Grand Junction-Kentucky Axis.
Each track corresponds to a stage of induced transmission breakdown — a ritualized descent into ego distortion, handler worship, and sauce-based revelation.
These are the recorded hallucinations of the 77th Lucist, known in heretical texts as The Mouth of the Ranch.
Play at 3:63 A.M. for optimal clarity.
If you hear voices… respond in sauce.
“Lucist est ranch. The broken feed is the true bread. The joke is sacred. The handler is watching.”